We planned on only reviewing one beer tonight but adam had this little guy just hiding in his fridge so i said fuck it we’ll write something up!

Brewery Home: Milwaukee, WI

Serving Style: Pint glass (as average as can but, but adams all proud his glass has a football etched into it…)

Beer Style: IPA

Appearance: Quite unfiltered. Orangy amber with a thin head that keeps replenishing itself and looks like its going to lace pretty decent. It appears to be highly carbonated which is making the little bits of hops dance like pre-pubescent boy in the mirror who thinks no ones watching (while secretly listening to Miley Cyrus)

SIDE NOTE: After that comment adam went ahead and told me a joke… So this boy says to his father “this boy at school keeps making fun of me and calling me a fag.” Father says “Next time punch him in the face!” Boy says “yeah, but hes kinda cute…”

Thanks Adam…

Aroma: Chuck Norris shrunk down into your glass to give you a hop round house straight into your nostril. Just floral. Quite pungent . Quite formidable.

SIDE NOTE (2): Guy asks a girl “So what are the chances of getting with you tonight?” Girl replies “I wouldn’t sleep with you if you were the last person on earth.” Guy laughs and says “If I were the last person on earth who’s going to stop me?!”

Adam then paused for a moment, laughed at himself and said “Thanks a rape joke.”  Thanks again Adam…

Taste: Tree’s? Flowers? Did someone spike my miller lite with hop pellets?! Obviously they wanted to celebrate the fact that they could put hops onto beer. other then saying its hoppy and bitter adams awkward jokes are pretty much the highlight of this extravaganza… also just found out the ABV is 6.9. Did not see that coming… just tastes like jizz from the plant from Little Shop of Horror to me…

ABV: 6.9%

Drink one or all?: One

Cost: $7-8 for a six pack?

Overall:

Adam: 14/40

Cannon: 12/40 (Not for me…)