HOLY FUCK WHATS UP! So Adam, Kevin and I all decided to have a random meetup together here in Chicago. What does that spell? Beer reviews! Kevin had his eye on this sixer for a while but as you’ll see we all now hate him for it.

Brewery Hometown: Boston, Mass.

Appearance: Light yellow. Unfiltered (who woulda thunk). Foggy. Light white head.

Aroma: It barely smells like anything. Almost a citrus; poor form. Kevin: “a dark Busch light” WTF? Adam: “they should just call this Busch wheat…Andy I think that fart just cleansed my pallet”

Taste: Adam: “I’m glad I didn’t have a Miller Lite first, this would have been a step down.” Andy: “Don’t say anything don’t say anything…think for a while…ok this is total skunk…don’t say anything” Kevin: “I think we spoiled ourselves with Hoegaarden” Tastes like water with a mild skunk shit, bitter aftertaste thrown in for kicks. Adam: “again, its like a Busch wheat…I can taste the citrus and the wheat but its so bland” Kevin: “there isn’t anything to it…but it doesn’t taste like piss” That’s a plus. Andy: “it tastes like disappointment” Doesn’t. Taste. Like. Much. Andy: “I just don’t even want to finish…anybody have a beerbong? ugh.” Kevin: “ok maybe its not BAD, but I can get a 30 pack of the same thing and…” Andy: “…have a better and less expensive night”

Alcohol: 5.1%

Drink one or all?: Drink something else. Unless you’re already very primed and desperate.

Cost: $10/sixer [Adam: "ten dollars of false hopes"]

Overall: Kevin: 12/20, Adam: 8/20, Andy: 8/20. The name on the bottle is the best part. The price makes the scores lower.