Went for this wild looking and wild sounding beer during a 24-open-case grab bag down at ISU. I was planning to write about a lot more of the beers I picked out…but I drank most of them that night instead. HAR! Anyway, despite the errr…cute? bottle and wild sounding taste combination this was a major disappointment…and tough to finish! *cries*

Appearance: The label is tops. Look at this fucking dog! TOPS. The beer is a stereotypical golden, little to no head.

Aroma: WOAH. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. I mean ok, I know going for beer plus blueberries was a stretch but…fuck! This is horribly fake and nasty smelling. It reminded me of some terrible fruity lipgloss a four grader would have. I know Kevin may be into this because he likes little girls/boys…but I could not handle it. Way to fake. OH! And the bottom of the bottle smells LIKE ASS. WTF.

Taste: Two cups of rice. Offensively dry. The blueberry taste…is hard to down. I am definitely willing to try more from this brewery (since one beer doesnt make a brewery *wink*), but this is a miserable failure. *cries*

Alcohol %: 4.6

Drink One or All Six?: RUN AWAY. DON’T LOOK BACK.

Cost: $7? / pack

Overall: 1 / 20. It gets 1 because it is after all…beer.