Dan opened his Magic bullet showcase with a new Italian themed mixture. In addition to a half-eaten Italian BMT from Subway he added ice cubes, milk, half a banana twin cupcake, 3 Hershey kisses and of course…Bud Light. Blending was interesting since most of the mixture consisted of A FUCKING SANDWICH.

[Video and pictures coming soon]

Opinion: “Yeah. It was spicy. Other than that, tasted like a milkshake.”

Bravo sir.